March of Paradigms

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Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:07:36 -0500

Regis Died

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:06:49 -0500

Regis Died:

Pretty happy with this one.

(Credit due to AG for inspired device)

Michael Barnett's Best Lines From Slim Pickings at BlackBook This Week:

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:50:47 -0500

As a nation huddles amongst their families in their living rooms tonight, heads in their anxious hands, waiting for Walter Winchell or Ryan Seacrest’s twitter to notify us of the condition of recently hospitalized Nicole Richie, we take pause to reflect on the sobering fragility of … WAIT, WHAT? EGGO SHORTAGE?
You have the onslaught of increasingly subtle marketing that whispers sweet ads in your daily digest or finds its way into your subconscious through viral or guerilla marketing. And on the flipside you have what you saw when you got on this site more than likely. A GIANT AD that oh-where-the-fuck-is-that-close-button.
I mean we don’t like How I Met Your Mother and its lazy writing, but we dig us the Barney Stinson lines that our girl friends regurgitate to us when trying to convince us that the show isn’t the same from when we rented the Season 1 DVD and declared never to watch another episode
Not having to resort to the same payment system as Fat Joe, Pattinson adorably made it rain sharpie and smiles and your daughter took it off like she was in a Hot Topic dressing room.
Waffle enthusiasts now employ the same method for their vitriolic expressions of despondency as civil rights protesters in Iran.
This is a technology blog right?

READ THEM ALL HERE

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Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:24:36 -0500

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Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:21:51 -0500

natashavc: This was my original design for Public School...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:30:11 -0500

natashavc:

This was my original design for Public School Intelligentsia 2 years ago.

Whatever. That site sucked anyway.

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Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:11:40 -0500

Good friend of MOP Melanie Berliet fucks on the first...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:36:00 -0500

Good friend of MOP Melanie Berliet fucks on the first job.

Ultimately, Carl did fuck me. At my year-end review a few months later, I sat in his small, glass-walled empire of an office. He leaned back, hugging himself, then handed me the 8.5” x 11” sheet of paper that detailed my bonus, my worth: $65,000.You bastard, I thought. That number, at least $35,000 too low by my estimate, mocked me. It was less than what I’d received after year two, and being “paid down” was a serious slight on Wall Street back then.

Go Read: ELLE Magazine

What's You Favorite Mike Orell Webstie?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:17:57 -0500

Mine’s this one: mikeorell.com

Brevity truly is the soul of http://www.wit.com.

brownpau: (via omgliek/morningpaperblow) Time’s are tough....

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:46:00 -0500

brownpau: (via omgliek/morningpaperblow)

Time’s are tough. As a result MOP is now outsourcing our Pictures With Words production.

In other internal news Rape & Holocaust Humor division still needs interns.

What’s your current click to comedy ratio?

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:38:41 -0500

What’s your current click to comedy ratio?

Michael Barnett's Best Lines Of The Week On BlackBook:

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:39:19 -0500

I know what you’re thinking: he reads Gothamist.
The frigid pop doyenne and part-time bulldozer impersonator Madonna is coming.
Having been to Brazil a handful of times and having been exposed firsthand to the kindness of a local beachside bartender in Buzios urinating in a cup and pouring it onto my jellyfished chest after surfing it’s a state close to my heart.
Ugh, alone these two brilliant physical comedians coming together is sexy like Euclidean geometry, but combine that with skank robbing? IS YOUR SKANK ROBBING MIND BLOWN!? IS THERE A HYPHEN IN SKANK ROBBERS?
…to my time as a marketing intern at Interscope where the lead singer of Puddle of Mudd told me to shut the fuck up.
Released next year on February 13—the 25th Anniversary Jordan—a reminder of the crushing weight of our own fragile mortality will be released during the NBA All-Star weekend…
You read me because I use a lot of hyphens and talk about black entertainers.

READ ALL THE REDICULOUSNESS HERE.

Michael Barnett's First Week At Black Book:

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:10:19 -0500

On Losing My Virginity

spacedoodoo: wu-tang clan - “visionz” inspectah deck produced...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:07:43 -0500

spacedoodoo:

wu-tang clan - “visionz”

inspectah deck produced this FIRE FIRE FIRE beat. masta killa should be kicked out of the clan for dropping his GARBAGE GARBAGE GARBAGE third verse on here. thankfully rebel INS picks up where rae left off and my day is not ruined.

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Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:20:01 -0500

(Sandwich Shoppe/Backchannel Collaboration)

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:04:27 -0500

(Sandwich Shoppe/Backchannel Collaboration)

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Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:30:16 -0500

FOR-EVER

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:58:37 -0500

FOR-EVER

Tonight: "Eli Valley vs the Sway Machinery in the Temple of Self Hatred" With special guests Girls In Trouble

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:42:54 -0500

Tonight: "Eli Valley vs the Sway Machinery in the Temple of Self Hatred" With special guests Girls In Trouble:

youngmanhattanite:

Are you Jewish? Do you know a Jew? Like, hate or feel indifferent to them? Perfect! Get your tix now! Team YM and its associates will be in full attendance, followed by a Backchannel After Party (most likely Botanica) where we’ll be just as annoying and cryptic as we are on Internet online websites.

“…a live, avant-semitic soundtrack, bringing a kinetic new spin to contemporary Jewish culture.” - Joe’s Pub

So essentially the aural equivalent of March of Paradigms.

Like ~~being disappointed by meeting~~ internet personalities? Come!

(via baxterp2) Jay just got your joke. It wasn’t funny.

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:38:49 -0400

(via baxterp2)

Jay just got your joke.

It wasn’t funny.