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E: michael.orell@gmail.com</description><title>March of Paradigms</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @michaelorell)</generator><link>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Michael Barnett's First Week At Black Book:</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blackbookmag.com/article/keeping-it-punchy-newsroom-brawl-breaks-out/12278" target="_blank"&gt;On Losing My Virginity&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blackbookmag.com/article/ben-silverman-wants-to-hire-you/12280" target="_blank"&gt;On Getting You A Job&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blackbookmag.com/article/sopranos-network-taps-newcomer-for-docu-series/12338" target="_blank"&gt;On “Meating”&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blackbookmag.com/article/james-franco-yes-man/12348" target="_blank"&gt;On Saying Yes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blackbookmag.com/article/bill-clinton-and-george-w-bush-unite-against-uniting/12406" target="_blank"&gt;On Bloodsport&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blackbookmag.com/article/the-day-funny-or-died-will-ferrell-adam-mckay-jump-ship/12480" target="_blank"&gt;On Jay-Z Lyrics&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blackbookmag.com/article/growing-up-fashionable-you-cant-outgrow-being-fabulous/12494" target="_blank"&gt;On Keebler Elves&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/235267019</link><guid>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/235267019</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:10:19 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>spacedoodoo:


wu-tang clan - “visionz”
inspectah deck produced...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/235137699/tumblr_ksp8fzlneR1qa6pvc&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://spacedoodoo.tumblr.com/post/235128610/wu-tang-clan-visionz" target="_blank"&gt;spacedoodoo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;wu-tang clan - “visionz”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;inspectah deck&lt;/b&gt; produced this FIRE FIRE FIRE beat. &lt;b&gt;masta killa&lt;/b&gt; should be kicked out of the clan for dropping his GARBAGE GARBAGE GARBAGE third verse on here. thankfully rebel INS picks up where &lt;b&gt;rae&lt;/b&gt; left off and my day is not ruined.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/235137699</link><guid>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/235137699</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:07:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnexdrCcI1qz70ayo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/234102709</link><guid>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/234102709</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:20:01 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(Sandwich Shoppe/Backchannel Collaboration) </title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksn5vfZ0bt1qz70ayo1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(Sandwich Shoppe/Backchannel Collaboration) &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/233959834</link><guid>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/233959834</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:04:27 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksn4agS5X21qz70ayo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/233935772</link><guid>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/233935772</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:30:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>FOR-EVER</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksldppwTRR1qz70ayo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;FOR-EVER&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/232963988</link><guid>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/232963988</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:58:37 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Tonight: "Eli Valley vs the Sway Machinery in the Temple of Self Hatred" With special guests Girls In Trouble</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.joespub.com/component/option,com_shows/task,view/Itemid,40/id,4829"&gt;Tonight: "Eli Valley vs the Sway Machinery in the Temple of Self Hatred" With special guests Girls In Trouble&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://youngmanhattanite.tumblr.com/post/230969809/tonight-eli-valley-vs-the-sway-machinery-in-the" target="_blank"&gt;youngmanhattanite&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Are you Jewish? Do you know a Jew? Like, hate or feel indifferent to them? Perfect! &lt;a href="http://www.joespub.com/component/option,com_shows/task,view/Itemid,40/id,4829" target="_blank"&gt;Get your tix now&lt;/a&gt;! Team YM and its associates will be in full attendance, followed by a Backchannel After Party (most likely Botanica) where we’ll be just as annoying and cryptic as we are on Internet online websites.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;“…a live, avant-semitic soundtrack, bringing a kinetic new spin to contemporary Jewish culture.” - &lt;/b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.joespub.com/component/option,com_shows/task,view/Itemid,40/id,4829" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Joe’s Pub&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.joespub.com/component/option,com_shows/task,view/Itemid,40/id,4829" target="_blank"&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So essentially the aural equivalent of March of Paradigms.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Like &lt;strike&gt;being disappointed by meeting&lt;/strike&gt; &lt;a href="http://fek.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;internet personalities&lt;/a&gt;? Come! &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/230990194</link><guid>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/230990194</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:42:54 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(via baxterp2)
Jay just got your joke.  
It wasn’t funny.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kscjouleqg1qzoa6jo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://baxterp2.tumblr.com/post/228256050/its-a-party" target="_blank"&gt;baxterp2&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jay just got your joke.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It wasn’t funny.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/228262711</link><guid>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/228262711</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:38:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksc8s0OwyK1qz70ayo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/228088363</link><guid>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/228088363</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:33:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>abelson:

#471: notorious b.i.g. - the warning (1994)
while he...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="322"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xyz1x" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xyz1x" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="322" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://maxabelson.com/post/227221893/471-notorious-b-i-g-the-warning-1994-while" target="_blank"&gt;abelson&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;#471: notorious b.i.g. - &lt;i&gt;the warning &lt;/i&gt;(1994)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;while he warms himself up, the notorious b.i.g. casually fits fourteen rhymes (&lt;i&gt;this, six&lt;/i&gt;, &lt;i&gt;morning&lt;/i&gt;, &lt;i&gt;dawning&lt;/i&gt;, &lt;i&gt;yawning&lt;/i&gt;, &lt;i&gt;eye&lt;/i&gt;, &lt;i&gt;why&lt;/i&gt;, &lt;i&gt;pop&lt;/i&gt;, &lt;i&gt;shop&lt;/i&gt;, &lt;i&gt;spot&lt;/i&gt;, &lt;i&gt;plot, &lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;paper&lt;/i&gt;, &lt;i&gt;neighbor&lt;/i&gt; and &lt;i&gt;caper&lt;/i&gt;) into the song’s first two sentences. and when he really gets going, &lt;i&gt;corridor&lt;/i&gt;, &lt;i&gt;coroner, &lt;/i&gt;and &lt;i&gt;florida &lt;/i&gt;spill out in the same breath, along with gorgeous threats in near-imabic pentameter: “there’s gonna be a lot of slow singing/ and flower bringing/ if my burgular alarm starts ringing.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;he’s so generous he even shows poor puff daddy voicing the song’s second character, though the vocals are still the notorious b.i.g.’s, just distorted a bit. (puffy does get his voice into the skit that plays at the end of the song’s album version: he’s a failed assassin whose last words are, “oh shit.”)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but the best thing about the song, the best by far, is that it’s built around a sample of isaac hayes doing burt bacharach and hal david’s &lt;i&gt;walk on by&lt;/i&gt;, a song about crying. the song goes, “foolish pride is all that i have left,” which makes this video’s nudity and violence look a lot more interesting.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s 5:46a somewhere and Abelson is only getting started.  &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/227225783</link><guid>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/227225783</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:49:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>RELATED</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksakgu1pn71qz70ayo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Tia-Tarmera-Mowry-d01.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;RELATED&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/227183311</link><guid>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/227183311</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:50:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksafs5cY5x1qz70ayo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/227114988</link><guid>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/227114988</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:09:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Lil Wayne No Ceilings Mixtape</title><description>&lt;a href="http://nahright.com/news/2009/10/28/lil-wayne-no-ceilings-mixtape/"&gt;Lil Wayne No Ceilings Mixtape&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;(&lt;a href="http://screamwhenyouburn.tumblr.com/post/226134144/lil-wayne-no-ceilings-mixtape" target="_blank"&gt;screamwhenyouburn&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Download if only for the lyric from the track &lt;i&gt;Poke Her Face&lt;/i&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;she know i love brain so i treat her like a geek / &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;she love the way I spit so I made the pussy gleek&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/226149162</link><guid>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/226149162</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:29:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Really hope that “Precious” doesn’t become a schoolyard insult for fat kids with...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Really hope that “Precious” doesn’t become a schoolyard insult for fat kids with the release of that movie the way “Rufio” became one for popular, charismatic multi-ethnic kids in 1991 when &lt;i&gt;Hook&lt;/i&gt; came out.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/225910541</link><guid>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/225910541</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 09:52:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>awaywiththefairies: rebjukebox:
THE HOT RATS - DAMAGED GOODS...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/225188716/tumblr_kraiupzXnj1qzk602&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://awaywiththefairies.tumblr.com/post/209219397/rebjukebox-the-hot-rats-damaged-goods-a" target="_blank"&gt;awaywiththefairies&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;a href="http://rebjukebox.tumblr.com/post/209130983/the-hot-rats-damaged-goods-a-gang-of-four" target="_blank"&gt;rebjukebox&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;THE HOT RATS&lt;/b&gt; - &lt;a href="http://www.thehotrats.com/audio/mp3/Damaged_Goods.mp3" target="_blank"&gt;DAMAGED GOODS&lt;/a&gt; (GANG OF FOUR COVER)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/225188716</link><guid>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/225188716</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:10:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ryanbrown:

@NiemanLab:
In this fascinating thread, we learn that a $25,000 ad buy with Gawker Media...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ryanbrown.tumblr.com/post/224928417/niemanlab-in-this-fascinating-thread-we-learn" target="_blank"&gt;ryanbrown&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;@&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/NiemanLab/status/5202217947" target="_blank"&gt;NiemanLab&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;In this fascinating thread, we learn that a $25,000 ad buy with Gawker Media gets you a free sponsored post &lt;a title="http://tr.im/De6Y" href="http://tr.im/De6Y" target="_blank"&gt;tr.im/De6Y&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Uh oh.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“The campaign is &lt;b&gt;not as performance based&lt;/b&gt;, though, as it is about a) premium branding b) &lt;b&gt;click through&lt;/b&gt; and c) &lt;b&gt;lead generation&lt;/b&gt;.” &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sadly, this massively contradictory sentence would also serve to affirm that they were talking to a real media planner. Kidding agencies! Did you get my cupcakes!?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/224933992</link><guid>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/224933992</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:12:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>davidcho:

Clipse feat. Cam’Ron and Pharrell - ‘Popular Demand...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/221161001/tumblr_krzfgmfbD01qz4mng&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.money-cash-hos.com/post/221152993/clipse-feat-camron-and-pharrell-popular" target="_blank"&gt;davidcho&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Clipse feat. Cam’Ron and Pharrell - ‘Popular Demand (Popeye’s)’ &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;mean, man. just mean.   &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/221161001</link><guid>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/221161001</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:40:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>RELATED: Dave Bry’s Recent Public Apology</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krza1x7quu1qz70ayo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;RELATED: Dave Bry’s &lt;a href="http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/public-apology-dear-guy-in-the-spiked-leather-jacket" target="_blank"&gt;Recent Public Apology&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/221077160</link><guid>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/221077160</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 13:32:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krz230PBK51qz70ayo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/220958437</link><guid>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/220958437</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 10:40:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Childhood Hate Crimes Committed Daily:</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Banana Runt Hate Crimes&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Lemon Starburst Hate Crimes&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Yellow Skittle Hate Crimes&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Against the gay kid&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/220150376</link><guid>http://michaelorell.tumblr.com/post/220150376</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:54:00 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
