In this fascinating thread, we learn that a $25,000 ad buy with Gawker Media gets you a free sponsored post tr.im/De6YUh oh.
“The campaign is not as performance based, though, as it is about a) premium branding b) click through and c) lead generation.”
Sadly, this massively contradictory sentence would also serve to affirm that they were talking to a real media planner. Kidding agencies! Did you get my cupcakes!?
1 week ago
RELATED: Dave Bry’s Recent Public Apology
2 weeks agoBest band name derived from above link and reblogged here and i’ll donate $25 to a charity of your choice.
2 weeks agoScrew the 6 degrees of separation. Lets cut to the chase, eh?
I’m not gonna lie, you have a lot more followers than me and I need your help on this one.
If you feel compelled please check out this post of mine and add a thought.
Speeds up the process, wouldn’t ya say?
Reblogging because when we met in an Amsterdam coffee shop you reminded me of a young, attractive version of Ryan Brown.
And because I’m still embarrassed that you caught me checking Tumblr after I spent the day shrooming behind the Van Gogh museum staring at clouds and riding my bike in circles.
2 weeks ago
If you don’t like this, Eli will be very upset.
We had a good Q3 here at March of Paradigms so we’re treating the staff to an outing on November 2nd at Joes Pub. Meet our interns before they become as famous as I currently am.
And yes it’s close enough to Halloween that you can reprise your “slutty Anne Frank” costume that night.
2 weeks agoViolent Femmes - Werewolf (Michael Hurley)
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING FOR HALLOWEEN!!!???
HOPE IT’S A CULTURAL REFERENCE THAT YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN!!!
PS: “Going from Benicio to Benicio as the Wolf Man isn’t a really extreme difference” - Rick Baker, The Wolf Man
2 weeks agofek:
Some of you, if you’re into that kind of thing, may have noticed an interesting thing happen on a website last night, in which a new byline by a writer appeared on a website.
ANNOUNCER:
Worried about sticking to your principles, but also about stepping on any toes in the increasingly incestuous NY Media scene? FUCK IT! You can do both with The Foster Kamer School Of Backhanded Blog Posts. You’ll learn techniques like “well placed quotation marks” and starting off with anecdotal posturing that in the end reveals your character’s newfound “maturity” and “understanding.”
Winter Course in realizing that you have the option not to write anything is currently unavailable this semester.
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