January 2010
36 posts
High-Fiving Yourself Is Really Just Clapping →
ryanbrown:
Look! Some young companies that do stuff on the internet have coined DUMBO New York’s “Digital District.”
You want a cool job in this game, catch the F train from Herald Square and head south.
Wow.
Nothing that Ryan Brown’s FourSquare check-ins haven’t told me already
I had a dream last night
themattsmith:
I had hired Michael Orell to be my “image consultant”, and every time I got up to go to the bathroom, he told me that I didn’t really have to go and to sit back down. Eventually, though, HE had to get up and go to the bathroom, so while he was in there, I went to go outside and pee behind the building.
I unzipped and was standing there doing my business when I heard a collective...
If You Need Us We'll Be Hanging Out In The...
“So, it seems like more of an advertisement for both The Beatles and the Rappers.”
- Kate, Virginia
“Apparently John from Astoria has never heard of Marcel Duchamp’s “L.H.O.O.Q.”
- Conlon, Florida
DMX - Damien
atencio:...
March of Paradigms: I really wish I had a gay bestie who would come to my office and drop off mixed CDs he’s made for me titled with an inside joke that only he and I would get preceeding the word “Mix”
Mandrew: …
March of Paradigms: What did you get for lunch?
Something About Beta Males
fek:
Circle one:
[Guys/Bros/Dudes] are [pussies/wussies/sissies]. They need to stop being such [pussies, etc] and start being [assholes/dicks/”men”]. But also, [gentlemen/mature/well-mannered/”guys”]. Whatever happened to [gentlemen, etc]? One time, this guy wanted to [make love to me/read to me/cook me dinner]. I told him to [jackhammer away/go fuck himself/eat shit and die] and he [cried...
nycthe:
Just talking with a friend about Frangry. Wonder what her story is and if she would go bowling with me.
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Contributing Factors As To Why Jay (6ho57) and I...
Sobering lessons learned from Time Warner - AOL merger
Mutual facial hair issues remain unresolved
Anti-Semitism
March of 6h057? That’s not a pun
Nick McGlynn
Already were for all of 2009, but no one noticed/cared
It's 2001 Right? Posting Urban Dictionary Finds
Motel Rawanda
Like Hotel Rawanda but a motel
Thee Oh Sees - The River Rushes (To Screw MD...
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See, This is What We've Been Saying All Along
newsweek:
From Vanity Fair’s Interview with Rashida Jones:
No, please, I’m digging the doomsayer vibe.
All I’m saying is buy a Newsweek instead.
All interviews and profiles of Rashida Jones should contain the phrase:
whose sister was engaged to Tupac at the time of his death despite his characteristically-hypocritical disapproval of his future in-laws’ marriage responsible for...
Some Ways I May Accidently Die
I am texting in the car. I hit a light pole. I press “Send” before I die. The message is “Stop being a faggot and tell me what showing of Sherlock Holmes to buy tickets for.”
- gibblertron
formspring.me
(fimoculous)
Rex: Btw, hi Michael Orell!
Michael: Hi Rex!
Jay: Hi M…wait, what?
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