January 2009
49 posts
Cream - Blue Condition
Winter In New York City Always Separates The...
How Homer Simpson Likes Things According To Homer...
TV: Loud
Beer: Cold
Homosexuals: Flaming
OK, I guess we can do that. Here we go… Hey, all... →
Del Shannon - Ramblin’ Man (Hank Williams)
According To My Coworker/Tumblr PaperbackGirl My...
Like the top of uneaten frozen yogurt
Like Brandon Walsh on his worst day in 1994
Unacceptable…just, unacceptable Michael.
(paperbackgirl)
Blood on the Wall - Acid Fight
I get all my news and information from the links...
(RyanBrown)
The tribute to the nice guys.
littlemiss
Thank you. And you’re welcome.
There Is Soo Much Incredibly Unfunny Stuff Out...
Ed-209s Death-By-Obama Presidency Butchers Bill:
Michael Crichton
John Updike
The cultural lodestar that is the resurgence of...
Mandrew: Do you actually enjoy Animal Collective or do you just enjoy telling people you like them? Goddamn unlistenable anti-pop. This is my favorite songs of the year HERE
Gleaming The Cubicle
Coworker: What’s up with your elbows?
Me: …
Coworker: It looks like you’ve been skateboarding. And that you’re terrible at it.
Things Im Good At Determining:
- How many inches of matting you should use at the frame store
- Whether that text you sent was a mass text despite that fact that it seemed like really personalized
- Anti-Semitism in the workplace
- How much that doggy in the window is
Things That Will Never Die According to 1993s...
- Vatos
- Locos
- Delroy Lindo
Sara Zucker's TurnOffs:
- Jean jackets with jeans
- Courduroy jackets with courduroy pants
- Posts without pictures
Five Assholes Who Can Actually Say That They've...
5) Winona Ryder
4) Vincent Gallo
3) Sharon Stone
2) James Woods
1) Cameron Diaz
"It’s the same meeting we were having five years... →
I Might Like You, Do You Might Like Me?
Tragedy Always Brings Out The Best In WakSays
ryanbrown:
youngmanhattanite:
UPDATE: People never believe me when I say that I haven’t read more than the headlines on Gawker since 2005 (well, unless it involved me or someone I knew) so it’s no surprise this was just sent to me. Turns out the Tumblr Community’s very own Michael Orell used to be Richard Nouveau! Dude, just how much product do you use in your hair anyway?
too insidery.
...
Like when they started selling Mossimo at Target →
(muppetpants)
Muppetpants continues valiantly to catalogue our nation’s more heady and sobering times.
Barack Obama's letter to his daughters made my... →
soupsoup:
urg (via and Megan)
I don’t even have a uterus and I nearly experienced the same feeling reading this.
SoupSoup. Reminding readers he’s all man since 2007.
I Fucked Rex Sorgatz And Ill I Got Was A Mention...
youngmanhattanite:
If the 14 months that Rex Sorgatz has spent learning to paddle in the intoxicating punch bowl that is Manhattan’s new new-media society were boiled down to a Twitter message, it might read: “Dotcom wonder boy attempts NYC media coup, scores twentysomething Tumblr girls and a blog written from the perspective of his scarf.”
Jolie, your work is done.
Oh man, this Observer piece...
drned:
The Make Up “I Am If…”
The staff here at...
Fever Ray’s new album is the best Pure Moods compilation yet
great moments in e-mails to dudes
jaimeleighfairbrother:
Ultimately, there is no limit to the number of guys I can fuck if I have even the slightest desire and while you are one, you are one of many. My life will carry on seamlessly whether I find myself straddling you on my kitchen table or not.
And to explicitly say as much (rather than know it with smiling confidence like a real woman) reveals such a twee immature insecurity it...
STOP TWITTERING THIS INSTANT
ryanbrown:
you WILL go blind. this is your mother, btw.
Umm, It's Not Grey. It's Called Gun Metal.
Who Jew-bashed YoungManhattanite With A Funny Bat?...
(YM)
Always pick the one in the Misfits shirt. →
(boners)
If You Know A Better Way To Protect My Horses I'm...
“When he was arrested for corruption in March 2006, police seized assets worth 2.4 billion euros ($3.4 billion), including a century-old palace in Madrid, a country estate equipped with a helipad overlooking the Rock of Gibraltar and a stud farm guarded by a tiger.”
(via Bloomberg)
antikris:
I saw Magic Molly sitting at Starbucks this morning. I was going to say hi but she was buried in her iPhone…yes boys, she’s just as cute in person.
Unbeknownst to many I have been investigating this magicmolly and her molly magic. The first and most obvious question I attempted to tackle: is she real? This post from Kris seemed to confirm she in fact was. Maybe she isn’t a fairy sent...
Step 1: Shoot or Thaw Squirrel →
Bag: We should start something…
“Bored as a Hamas Sleeper Cell” we can start a Twitter… Me: “Still waiting for bombing go-ahead. Got new high score on Bejeweled”