December 2008
55 posts
Two Things I Promise Not To Do At Your Party...
1) Change the song because I think I know better
2) Whip it out
NYC Coke Dealers: Good Luck Tonight
Dealer 1: Yo, you watching MSNBC?
Dealer 2: Yeah man, Burris would have been far better regarded on the national stage had he deferred any potential appointment till Blago is ousted. Hiding behind Article One like a bitch yo.
Dealer 1: Nah, the weather. 20 degree windchill tonight?
Dealer 2: Fuck em if they didn’t get it beforehand.
Dealer 1: People are morons.
Dealer 2:...
March of Paradigms Recommends:
Whatever weird ass shit Blakeley is going to be wearing on New Years Eve
Le District Ouest - Je Suis Ton Copain
drned:
Fugazi “Furniture”
EyeOnSpringfield Tumblr →
May your days be filled with me making you...
Somethings You May Not Know About Me As Elucidated...
1) The Gucci pants is houndstooth
2) The coupe outside is soundproof
3) The Lanvin shades are clown proof so I can’t see you dressed in your clown suits
Courteney Cox: Fuck It. Whatever. →
Patron: You call that dusting?
Waiter: Would you like more powdered sugar on your fruit bowl sir?
Patron: Never
“Hey Fran, you weird ass Ecuadorian Panamanian bitch. It’s R.A. Yo, I wrote on...”
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My BFF R.A. the Rugged Man on our new Facebook Friendship. (via frangry)
I love R.A. Sluts loved him more than Patrick Swayze when he had his steady income.
Holyfuckingshit Michael Orell Learns How To Tie A...
Coworker: I want to go on the subway and yell “Excuse me everybody this will only take a minute!”
Me: And then?
Coworker: That’s as far as I’ve got right now
Me: You didn’t really get that far
Coworker: Nope
Me: But I really think you’ve got something here
Coworker: What about “Excuse me everybody this will only take thrity seven minutes!”
Me:...
[Heeb's] mission is to remind the world... →
- Eli (allegedly pronounced El-ee)
Sometimes I feel like Leonard Cohen is the only...
WatchInterview with Jon Hamm - Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis
(via Goldenfiddle)
"Looks like your jean jacket had fun last night" -...
I Haven't Seen Someone Use 'Toy' Since People Used...
In reagards to this Gawker non-expose:
Neckface is toy. Peru Ana is toy. Same with Leeto, for sure, even though he tries real hard. Even Claudia Gold (excuse me, Claw Money), despite the cred, is toy.
Hamilton, you can explain that term since you’re all cool Gawker guy and stuff, the generation-linker, whatever would we do without you?
- Ligmasabatch, Gawker Commenter
me: john, has this ever happened to you:
you're sitting in the work bathroom taking a shit, when, suddenly, you become completely unsure whether you are in the men's room or the woman's room?
John: HAHAHA
no
that has never happened to me
where were you?
me: the men's room
but it was scary.
Summer: Sup yo?
Winter: Chillin’
Summer: …
Winter: Get it?
Summer signed off at 1:58:03 PM.
Summer is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
FIT 'Coke Queens' Arrested, Questioned By Both... →
FIT released a statement assuming partial responsibility for not educating the two in the dealer referral system, allowing the “Coke Queens” to assume selling to a stranger in a Meatpacking District club was acceptable.
The Wire Season 6: Taking On Big Blagojevich →
(via hellofriend)
True to the title, the lyrics of “Intro” are... →
Man, I dig MBV. More than jews love setting up other jews.
RELATED: “It turns to a tight wad, the pyrex is jewish”
WANTED: Dr.Ned & Jeff Cagle
The Online Wildlife Federation (OWF) has issued a statement calling for the immediate detainment of Dr.Ned, Jeff Cagle and anyone associated with their organization FuckYeahSharks for recent crimes of online animal poaching. FuckYeahSharks is one of many recent sites (or, “memes”) contributing to the ubiquity and played-outness of entire animal populations rendering theses species dead or...
Lorell? Meh. We’ll take it, Hez. But only because it’s you. (And we’re mentioned alongside March Of Paradigms Blog Hero Grambo.)
In Light Of Increasing Economic Concerns In...
Corner Bistro Without Ryan Brown Isn't The Same....
Hey remember when I wrote this and then the next day I posted this?
eec:
Cadillacs - Speedo
WALE ft. Lil Wayne - Nike Boots
After Years Of Struggling To Find My Voice Amongst... →
Michael 27, indeed.