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Pretty happy with this one.

(Credit due to AG for inspired device)

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Michael Barnett's Best Lines From Slim Pickings at BlackBook This Week:

  • As a nation huddles amongst their families in their living rooms tonight, heads in their anxious hands, waiting for Walter Winchell or Ryan Seacrest’s twitter to notify us of the condition of recently hospitalized Nicole Richie, we take pause to reflect on the sobering fragility of … WAIT, WHAT? EGGO SHORTAGE?

  • You have the onslaught of increasingly subtle marketing that whispers sweet ads in your daily digest or finds its way into your subconscious through viral or guerilla marketing. And on the flipside you have what you saw when you got on this site more than likely. A GIANT AD that oh-where-the-fuck-is-that-close-button.

  • I mean we don’t like How I Met Your Mother and its lazy writing, but we dig us the Barney Stinson lines that our girl friends regurgitate to us when trying to convince us that the show isn’t the same from when we rented the Season 1 DVD and declared never to watch another episode

  • Not having to resort to the same payment system as Fat Joe, Pattinson adorably made it rain sharpie and smiles and your daughter took it off like she was in a Hot Topic dressing room.

  • Waffle enthusiasts now employ the same method for their vitriolic expressions of despondency as civil rights protesters in Iran.

  •  This is a technology blog right?

READ THEM ALL HERE

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natashavc: This was my original design for Public School Intelligentsia 2 years ago. Whatever. That site sucked anyway.

natashavc:

This was my original design for Public School Intelligentsia 2 years ago.

Whatever. That site sucked anyway.

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Good friend of MOP Melanie Berliet fucks on the first job. Ultimately, Carl did fuck me. At my year-end review a few months later, I sat in his small, glass-walled empire of an office. He leaned back, hugging himself, then handed me the 8.5” x 11” sheet of paper that detailed my bonus, my worth: $65,000.You bastard, I thought. That number, at least $35,000 too low by my estimate, mocked me. It was less than what I’d received after year two, and being “paid down” was a serious slight on Wall Street back then. Go Read: ELLE Magazine

Good friend of MOP Melanie Berliet fucks on the first job.

Ultimately, Carl did fuck me. At my year-end review a few months later, I sat in his small, glass-walled empire of an office. He leaned back, hugging himself, then handed me the 8.5” x 11” sheet of paper that detailed my bonus, my worth: $65,000.You bastard, I thought. That number, at least $35,000 too low by my estimate, mocked me. It was less than what I’d received after year two, and being “paid down” was a serious slight on Wall Street back then.

Go Read: ELLE Magazine

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What's You Favorite Mike Orell Webstie?

Mine’s this one: mikeorell.com

Brevity truly is the soul of http://www.wit.com.

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brownpau: (via omgliek/morningpaperblow) Time’s are tough. As a result MOP is now outsourcing our Pictures With Words production. In other internal news Rape & Holocaust Humor division still needs interns.

brownpau: (via omgliek/morningpaperblow)

Time’s are tough. As a result MOP is now outsourcing our Pictures With Words production.

In other internal news Rape & Holocaust Humor division still needs interns.

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What’s your current click to comedy ratio?

What’s your current click to comedy ratio?

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Michael Barnett's Best Lines Of The Week On BlackBook:

  • I know what you’re thinking: he reads Gothamist.
  • The frigid pop doyenne and part-time bulldozer impersonator Madonna is coming.
  • Having been to Brazil a handful of times and having been exposed firsthand to the kindness of a local beachside bartender in Buzios urinating in a cup and pouring it onto my jellyfished chest after surfing it’s a state close to my heart.
  • Ugh, alone these two brilliant physical comedians coming together is sexy like Euclidean geometry, but combine that with skank robbing? IS YOUR SKANK ROBBING MIND BLOWN!? IS THERE A HYPHEN IN SKANK ROBBERS?
  • …to my time as a marketing intern at Interscope where the lead singer of Puddle of Mudd told me to shut the fuck up.
  • Released next year on February 13—the 25th Anniversary Jordan—a reminder of the crushing weight of our own fragile mortality will be released during the NBA All-Star weekend…
  • You read me because I use a lot of hyphens and talk about black entertainers.

 READ ALL THE REDICULOUSNESS HERE.

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Michael Barnett's First Week At Black Book:

On Losing My Virginity

On Getting You A Job

On “Meating”

On Saying Yes

On Bloodsport

On Jay-Z Lyrics

On Keebler Elves

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spacedoodoo:

wu-tang clan - “visionz”

inspectah deck produced this FIRE FIRE FIRE beat. masta killa should be kicked out of the clan for dropping his GARBAGE GARBAGE GARBAGE third verse on here. thankfully rebel INS picks up where rae left off and my day is not ruined.

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(Sandwich Shoppe/Backchannel Collaboration) 

(Sandwich Shoppe/Backchannel Collaboration) 

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